You just don't value clean hair enough until you break a limb and aren't allowed to shower for a week.  (Almost) one down, seven more to go.

Also, Saran Wrap is the best thing EVER.

Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow ( Read more... )

Remember those "KICK ME!" signs that you and your friends used to put on each other's backs in grammar school?  Somebody has apparently put an invisible (at least to me) "HIT ME" sign on the back of my car because I was just rear-ended for the second time this year in that car.

Either that or there are a lot of Democrats out there opposed to ( Read more... )

Somewhere it is written, "the messier Gayle is when she leaves the house for a quick errand, the more likely it is she'll run into someone she knows ( Read more... )

Can I go home now? The imaginary errors lost all of their entertainment value after the first thousand.

So, in the wee hours of this morning as I'm sitting at my computer harvesting my wheat (and wondering if there's a twelve step program for Mystery Seedling addition) I notice for the first time that little icon near the top of the screen with the two rectangular speech bubbles.  It has a little red 10 over it that wasn't there the night before. ( Read more... )

It's after 9:00 pm, why is my 11 month old still awake? *whimper* I want to go to sleep. I have to go to Hell tomorrow (furlough, my ass, slavery is more like it.)

Why can't I find a car I like? Let me rephrase that. Why can't I find a car I like and can afford?

*snort* I swear to Gladys, timing is freakin' everything.  Work loads blah, blah, blah, 14% increase in this of which 75% is that, blah, blah blah ( Read more... )